Investment Opportunity in
Honey Buckets Apiary
This is your opportunity to invest in NH’s finest honey, brought to you by NH’s worst beekeeper. In my short tenure as a beekeeper I’ve managed to raise and unwittingly kill hundreds of thousands of bees (Thank goodness I’m not a dairy farmer). The hive deaths are not entirely my fault—climate change (thanks, Obama) and varroa mites are having a big impact on bees across New England.
I can’t give up now though—I’ve thrown away more money on beekeeping than I have on any of my other vices. And so, here is your opportunity to invest in my little apiary so I can continue to grow — purchase a 25% equity stake in the apiary and you get the naming rights. Current name suggestions: Buzzkill Apiary, Honey Laundering, Bees of Burden and Free Bees.
But seriously, we keep bees because we love to keep bees. Honey is just a by-product we are happy to bring to you. Buying a jar of honey from Honey Buckets allows us to keep more bees, and keep making more honey. Thanks for your support!